Buzz Off...

I took a walk in the woods. This fly kept buzzing me. I kindly asked him to leave me alone. He ignored my pleas. I should have gone up to Tantalus to catch a Jackson's Chameleon to keep on my shoulder for protection. I took his photo in order to positively identify him if he should bother me again in the future. I may seek a temporary restraining order from bug court or just file my own ex parte permanent restraining order. With a can of Black Flag...