
My poor King Salmon head didn't look too happy sitting on my counter. He just kind of stared at me all night long...

I didn't know salmon had little sharp barracuda like teeth. I didn't dare stick my fingers near his mouth just in case he was still alive. I knew he could exact his revenge on me pretty easily if I let my guard down...

I felt like he was watching me. Waiting. Eternally patient. Hoping I would slip up and come near his teeth. Not tonight my fine scaly friend. Maybe down the road. But not tonight...
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