Willful...
The other night, while scarfing down my salad, a small piece of lettuce fell onto our dining room table. When I looked at it, I realized to my horror, that the lettuce didn't fall. He jumped. He was dazed with a mild concussion but gratefully survived.
After a few days of bedrest in the refrigerator, he fully recovered. We had a small celebratory party and then I ate him...
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