Camouflage...

I caught Mr. Elephant using his prehensile trunk to scoop up brown dirt and throw it onto his back. I'm no expert on complex elephant behavioral patterns, but I think he was trying to camouflage himself to hide from his zookeeper. Maybe for a possible break out. Even though I suspected his plot, I didn't turn him in to zoo officials. They would have thought I...I mean...he...was a crazy fool...