Pirates...


When I heard that the Black Pearl sailed recently into Hawai'i waters, I was excited. I gathered up some rowdy friends and we made plans to take over the ship and sail to Ni'ihau to stock up on provisions. We knew it would be a fierce battle after having heard her cannons' roar in Pirates of the Caribbean. Dreams of Barrels of Rum. Sword fights. Cannon smoke. Treasure. Imagine our disappointment when we didn't find a fully rigged ship to abscond with, full of treasure. Instead we found a ship under repair with a smattering of pirates attached to safety rigging. Boo...we let them escape this time. But we may not be so kind and forgiving upon our next encounter...
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