Slammed...

I knew I shouldn't eat Denny's Lumberjack Slam. But I figured that it was okay if big buff lumberjacks eat it. One big slab of ham. Two eggs. Two sausage. Two bacon. Two pieces of sourdough toast with butter and jelly. Two pancakes. A bowl of grits. Orange juice. I'm still waiting for my lumberjack body to emerge. Maybe I need to hike a mile into the deep woods and cut down some trees with a handsaw to speed the process up. Or maybe I just need to eat a couple more of these. I'm not sure...