Doppelganger...

I read somewhere that human beings have as much body hair as a chimpanzee. Human's just have real fine fuzzy hair all over their body and face, and if the hair was longer and thicker, we would look like Cornelius in Planet of the Apes...or at least Dr. Zira for women. That is kind of scary. Let's see now... Mr. Chimpanzee friend of mine. You have lots of hair, I have lots of hair (or at least used to). You grin and smile. I grin and smile. You laugh and shake your head. I laugh and sometimes shake my head. You climb trees and swing around. I climb trees and used to swing around on the playground monkey bars. You pout when mad. I pout when hurt emotionally. You like fruit. I like fruit.  You play with your food. I play with my food sometimes. You clown around. I clown around. You comb through your children's hair and eat ukus. I comb through my child's hair and look for ukus. You sleep on your back splayed out. I sleep on my back splayed out. You give stink eye. I give stinky eye. You scratch your butt in public and smell your finger. Bruddah, I gotta draw the line somewhere...